1). Love in your heart wasn’t put there to stay Love isn’t love until you give it away.
2). I am 99% sure that she doesn’t like me, but its the 1% that keeps me going.
3). Be the Best Version of yourself…
4). Parents spend first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
5). ‘It takes 44 muscles to frown and 18 to smile, but it doesn’t take any to quitely sit there with a dumb look on your face.’:)
6). Though an old man I am but a young gardener.
7). If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
8). Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.
9). Silence and smile are two powerful tools.Smile is the way to solve many problems,silence is d way to avoid problems.
10). I Can’t See Myself Without You.
11). Road to love and success is not sleek and Easy.
12). Wish My Parents were Like Google search. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
13). Love me Love my Teddy Bear, Kiss me Kiss me my Teddy Bear, Hug me Hug me my Teddy Bear, Happy Teddy Bear Day.
14). Every moment i spent with you is like a dream come true <3
15). For God’s sake hold your tongue, and let me love.
16). Real loss only occurs when you lose something that you love more than yourself.
17). People don’t cheat by chance, they cheat by choice.
18). Don’t look for love. Quietly give it away and let if find you back.
19). When I dream, I dream of you. Maybe one day, dreams will come true. Because, I really love you.
20). According to my police report, I had a great Night Out last night.
21). I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.
22). I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
23). Success is the best revenge for anything. _ Ed Sheeram
24). Sometimes you wish for something. You want it so badly, but you want even more for it to be perfect like you imagined it. And sometimes, you get it, and it’s everything you thought it would be.
25). Wonders if this will ever get easier…
26). 2 Things can change a women’s mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.
27). Be the first to the field and the last to the Divan (sofa).
28). Love will find a lay.
29). Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!
30). I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
31). Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.
32). I may not be perfect, but I’m always me.
33). One’s friends are that part of the human race with which one can be human.
34). I think it’s weird when I love you, I think it’s weird when I want you, when you don’t even know I’m there!
35). People said to follow your dreams so i went back to bed.
36). Never trust your heart because it’s on the right side.
37). I love you yesterday, today & tomorrow. I can’t change that no matter what.
38). I handed her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake, and said “I will love you till the last one dies”.
39). Men only have two faults’.What they do, and what they say!
40). Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance’..
41). When you make a business, you got to make a little universe where you control all the laws. This is your utopia.
42). I’d like to run away from you, but if you didn’t come and find me…. I would die. ~ Shirly Bassey
43). I like children. Properly cooked.
44). We spend too much time looking for the perfect person to love instead of perfecting the love we give!
45). Things that can change a women’s mood- 1) I love you and 2) 50% Discount.
46). Relationships should have the determination on like SANDAL WOOD…which never loses its fragrance even if its broken into thousands pieces..!!
47). A promise means everything but once it is broken sorry means nothing.
48). They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what’ Who’s in a hurry’
49). A best friend understands you just a little bit more than you understand yourself.
50). I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
51). Ever read a book that changed your life’ Me neither.
52). I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ”..By not having any.
53). I’m not tense, jst terribly, terribly alert.More Led grow Lights status
54). Defeat your enemies with your success.
55). It’s funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing
56). Don’t Copy My Style.
57). It is better to wear out than to rust out.
58). Why try holding onto the past when the future could be so much better.
59). Be with someone who is proud to have you.
60). Don’t think you are Nothing.Don’t think you are Everything.But think you are Something.Who can achieve Anything !!
61). Just don’t give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there’s love and inspiration, I don’t think you can go wrong.
62). When I miss you, it’s like every song I listen to is about you.
63). i don’t have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude : ) Don’t like it get over it LOL
64). You only get one shot. Do not miss your chance to blow this opportunity comes once in a lifetime.
65). If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.
66). I wish I could see you. Literally, right now, at this very second. I want to be with you.
67). Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.
68). Don’t mind the weather, it’s raining in my heart tonight
69). I don’t know which is worse, loving someone knowing its going to cause you pain or being in pain because you can’t love someone.
70). It only hurts when you love someone and you know they don’t love you back.
71). Friends make the bad times good… and the good times unforgettable..
72). There are two ways to live: you can lives as if nothing is a miracle or you can live as if everything is a miracle. ‘ Albert Einstein
73). Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning
74). Loneliness is better than bad company.
75). No DP because too many people najar lagaing.
76). Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
77). Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so.
78). Never do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset.
79). Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.
80). To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship.
81). When you fail, try again. This time more intelligently.
82). Stone is broken with the last stroke of hammer.This doesn’t mean that 1st stroke was useless.Success is the result of continuous efforts.
83). Don’t worry. God is always on time.
84). The most painful goodbyes are the ones that never said and never explained.
85). “If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn’t have fallen for the second. ‘ Johnny Deep
86). Lead Ur Life Similar To A Dictionary,Providing Meaning To Everyone Who Refers You
87). I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.
88). Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
89). I enjoyed when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
90). You either live in love or die, there is no way in between
91). When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
92). I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
93). Love can be demonstrated not defined.
94). Just remember’if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
95). Sometimes you succeed…. and other times you learn.
96). Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
97). U r my Teddy Bear, I love to be your Teddy Bear, I love 2 hug you, Happy Teddy bear day >:d<
98). Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men’s toilet.
99). How wonderful is the winning of a kiss at love’s beginning.
100). Beauty Fades After Time, But my Personality Is Forever!
101). I’m not really in a bad mood, Everyone is just so annoying.
102). ‘If you truly own who you are, no one can use you against you.’
103). I am lover, Not a fighter. But i can fight for what i love.
104). You can rest in my life forever
105). We accept the love we think we deserve.
106). Make me imperishable with a kiss.
107). Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
108). Waiting for wi-fi network.
109). I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced
110). Smile in front of people who hate you’ Ur happiness kills them’
111). Life will serve you best if you love it as much as you love yourself.
112). The best dreams happen when eyes are open.
113). I need something more to hold then just a phone.
114). Life is better when I’m drunk.
115). When two people really care about each other, they will always look for a way to make it work, no matter how hard it is.
116). I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
117). Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
118). When I write Etc., it means End of Thinking Capacity ”
119). I have a nw theory in my life’what other people think of me is truly none of my business!’
120). If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.
121). I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
122). Never let the things you want make you forget the things you have
123). Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.
124). And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. ‘ Abraham Lincoln
125). Smile in front of people who hate you’ Ur happiness kills them’.’
126). He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life
127). I’m invisible,until someone needs me.
128). A single rose can be my garden’ a single friend, my world.
129). Love is when someone breaks your heart, and the most amazing thing is that- you stil love them with every broken piece
130). Real loss only occurs when you lose something that you love more than yourself.
131). At some point, You have to realize that some people can stay in your heart, But not in your life.
132). Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.
133). Fact: Why Is It That In Every Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad always Disagrees’ It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What real Boys Are. ‘
134). Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt.
135). Be happy and keep smiling.
136). I love crying in the rain. because when i do, no one can hear the pain.
137). There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.
138). Taking revenge is wrong’very very wrong.. But very very fun.
139). People know you for what you’ve done, not for what you plan to do.
140). Person you love is 72.8% Water.
141). If you fall. I’ll be there.
142). If you were a tear in my eyes, I would not cry for the fear of losing you.
143). Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
144). Knowledge is like underwear. Have It. Keep It but never show it off.
145). You cannot rise suddenly in the world, even a sun cannot.
146). People have become very naughty on whatsapp.. Even married women have put their status as AVAILABLE.
147). Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
148). I hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business :/
149). True friendship is like sound health; the worth of it is seldom known until it is lost.
150). I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
151). Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.
152). God is really creative, i mean…just look at me.
153). You think your pretty but not mirror supports
154). If you run into a wall. Don’t turn around and give up.
155). Love the life you live, and live the life you love.
156). Don’t say you love me unless you mean it.
157). Busy at a moment…free forever.
158). I am 99% sure that she doesn’t like me, but its the 1% that keeps me going.
159). The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.
160). My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
161). My heart is now a perfect place’ with you inside it.
162). I don’t know which is worse, keeping your love for someone a secret or telling them and risk being rejected.
163). There is no hurt in this world worse then feeling like they just doesn’t give a F..bad..!
164). You can do anything but not everything.
165). ‘No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow.’
166). SCIENCE FACT: If you close your eyes, you won’t be able to see.
167). Sometimes u don’t realize ur own strengths until someone tries to take advantage of ur weaknesses !!!
168). You are the reason behind my smile.
169). Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
170). Friction is a drag.
171). Sleep all your troubles away.
172). My life my rules. _|_
173). A joy shared is a joy doubled.
174). You won’t have a happy life if you worry about what others say about you.
175). A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
176). Life is too short to remove USB safely. (greatest whatsapp status)
177). ‘I still love him. And here’s the worst part. I want him back. – Ree’
178). Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. – Student of Albert Einstein
179). Why worry about things you cannot change’ Let go and move on, because LIFE isn’t waiting.
180). Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
181). I took IQ test ‘..results were negative
182). If you want to be TOGETHER. You have TO-GET-HER.
183). Never ask for directions from a starfish.
184). It’s sad to be happy alone.
185). Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
186). Sometimes I wish I could read your mind. But then, I wonder if I could handle the truth.
187). If you can’t the thing, Move on: D
188). There’s always that one person, who takes a few minutes to get the joke.
189). You have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life.
190). Make a relation with someone, who is not only proud to have you; but will take every risk just to be with you .
191). Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it.
192). Loving someone who doesn’t love you is like waiting for a ship at the airport.
193). Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).
194). Readers are plentiful: thinkers are rare.
195). Attitude is like underwear- don’t show it just wore it J
196). I am born to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS.
197). Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
198). There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it.
199). Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).
200). I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
201). At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right right then left and repeat whenever offered any food 🙂 🙂
202). A smile is a light in the window of your face to show your heart is at home.
203). Many girls obsess about how to be the perfect girlfriend truth is, most guys are happy enough to just have a girlfriend.
204). I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
205). Do all things with love.
206). Don’t spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.
207). No love is greater than mom’s love, no care is greater than dad’s care.Don’t fear the enemy that attacks you, but the fake friend that hugs you.
208). So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach.
209). Love cures people, both the one who give it and the one who receive it- Dr. Karl
210). Love is like fart. If you force it, It’s probably shit.
211). It’s not how we make mistakes, but how we correct them that define us.
212). The word ‘happiness’ would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.
213). So many assume. So few know.
214). A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
215). Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.
216). My favorite thing about working out is the part where I decide not to.
217). My real smile comes when i am with you.
218). Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
219). Always end the day with a positive thought. NO matter how hard things were, Tomorrow’s a fresh opportunity to make it better.
220). I like to listen to sad music when I’m sad to make me double sad.
221). Friendship’s the wine of life.
222). The road to success is always under construction.
223). I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
224). I am hot dude with cool attitude.
225). Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
226). Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.
227). Sometimes there are things that are worth the chance, and when you find them, everything in the world doesn’t matter.
228). Love is like war easy to begin but hard to end.
229). I am not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
230). Friendship is one mind in two bodies. Unknown Friends are the siblings God never gave us.
231). I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer.
232). When your girlfriend picks a restaurant that is very costly, you just say “Oh yeah, that’s where the really cute girl works”.
233). Brains are wonderful, why don’t have everyone.
234). I talk to myself often that way I ensure I am talking to better class of people.
235). May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.
236). I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you Stupid. I really though you already knew.
237). One morning you wake up afraid to live.
238). To my cutest cuddly wife, Who is certainly my life, This teddy bear is a sign That you will be forever mine.
239). I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT
240). Bunch of rose I am sending you Yellow to show our happiness White to show our purity Black to show our darkest secrets And red to show our love Happy Rose Day!!
241). Life is impossible without love.
242). I love my job when I am holidaying.
243). Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.
244). I m sorry did i give u d quite impression that i give a damn about u”’
245). The greatest pain that comes from love is loving someone you can never have.
246). I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours
247). Whenever u c LOVE coming, WELCOME it, open ur Arms,Embrace it & let it ENTER into U! People will ask UR U in LOVE’ jst say-no,LOVE is in me! Happy Teddy Bear day.
248). I wish I were a cell in your blood,so I would be sure I was somewhere in your heart.Happy Teddy Bear Day..
249). Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.
250). Behind every successful man there is a Passion and Hard work.
251). Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire:-D
252). Me’ I’m scared of everything. I’m scared of what I feel, of what I’ve said, of who I am, but most of all I’m scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my life the way I feel when I’m with you.
253). Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day; show him how to fish, and you feed him for a whole life.
254). God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well…we all make mistakes.
255). The bridges you cross before you come to them are over rivers that aren’t there.
256). A break up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.
257). Fake friends are around when they think you’re cool true friends are around even when they think you’re fool.
258). God must love stupid people- he made so many!
259). sorry we are having some issues right now with our push notifications ,messages and ‘last seen’ status. we are working on resolving them.Please stay on whatsapp.
260). Success is steady progress toward’s one’s personal goal.
261). Attitude is your acceptance of the natural laws, or your rejection of the natural laws.
262). It’s always the good girls who keep diaries;the bad girls never have the time.
263). I am not fat, I am just. Easier to see.
264). Life always offers you a second chance. it’s called tomorrow.
265). You can’t hire someone else to do your push-ups for you. – -Jim Rohn
266). Love is a great beautifier.
267). In love there are two things: bodies and words.
268). I drink to make other people interesting.
269). Do you know the root cause of your divorce’ Marriage.
270). From the girls point of view, the guy always chooses the sluts. From the guys point of view, the girl always chooses the jerks.
271). Someone else is happy with less than what you have.
272). I love him but I cannot show it, want him but he cannot know it, need him but I know it’ll never be, if only he needed me.
273). When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
274). Out of all your lies, You said to me.. “I love you” was my favorite.
275). People who die by suicide don’t want to end their live they want to end their pain.
276). In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
277). ‘One day they’ll realize they lost a diamond while playing with worthless stones.’
278). The Greatest Mistake You Can Make In Life Is To Continually Be Afraid You Will Make One
279). Can I take your picture” I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
280). Love when you’re ready, not when you are alone.
281). You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with.
282). Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
283). The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
284). I never make stupid mistakes, only clever ones.
285). I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it’
286). Any person can say that they love you. Only a few will actually prove it.
287). I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
288). A drunk man walks into a bar…but enough about me…
289). Hardships often prepare ordinary people for an extraordinary destiny!
290). When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
291). Trying to understand you is always like trying to smell like of the color.
292). Don’t say I Love You. Prove it.
293). When you’re in love, a small handshake also feels like a kiss which u never wanna end.
294). Love begins at home, and it is not how much we do . . . but how much love we put in that action.
295). Losing a part of yourself is much easier than losing the one you love.
296). Relations are like electric currents. Wrong connection will give you shocks but the right ones light up your life.
297). Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship – never.
298). In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
299). If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
300). Everything is rightly confused.
301). The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dream is you.
302). That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.
303). When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be ‘I left one million dollars in the’
304). Tough times don’t last, but tough people do.
305). Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will.
306). New Year is the time when, all your hopes are new, so are your aspiration, new are your resolutions and new are your spirits’ so here’s wishing everyone a very promising, fulfilling and a very happy New Year!!
307). Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
308). I want you today and tomorrow and next week and for the rest of my life.
309). There isn’t a person anywhere who isn’t capable of doing more than he thinks he can.
310). I truly have enough money to live comfortably and quitely for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday.
311). Sometimes you need to run away just to see who will follow you.
312). There is no elevator to success, you have to take stairs.
313). Hey Mate’you There’Whatsapp is using me.
314). Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you respond to it.
315). i didn’t know cell phones could be of some supernatural species’mine burns like hell !
316). My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
317). Try to say the letter “M” without your lips touching.
318). I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse.
319). Going to keep all secrets to myself since some people i can’t trust :'(
320). Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.
321). I tried to forget you, but the harder I tried, the more I thought about you
322). Every single thing that has ever happened in your life is preparing you for a moment that is yet to come.
323). When you really care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.
324). All men, even the most surly are influenced by affection.
325). MATH ‘ Mental Abuse to Human
326). A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down
327). I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.
328). A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
329). Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
330). Every gift from a friend is a wish for your happiness’
331). Age is strictly a case of mind over matter.
332). A lazy person is the one who can turn a call into a missed call.
333). I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.
334). Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make a bad person.
335). I am going to concede, support me!
336). Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
337). A breakup is like a broken mirror, its better to give up then to hurt yourself trying to fix it.
338). I don’t always have time to study… but when I do, I don’t.
339). Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
340). I am not drunk, I’m in love.
341). No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress. you are still way ahead of everyone who isn’t trying.
342). hate me’ don’t care’ love me’ love you too’think I’m a bitchy’ fuck off’
343). If best friends are quarreling, let them work it out themselves.
344). Maybe I’m too late to be your first. But right now, I’m preparing myself to be your last.
345). A friend is long sought, hardly found, and with difficulty kept.
346). Remember that every good friend was once a stranger.
347). Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
348). Any relationship is a blessing that comes without conditions or expectations. Whether forever or faor a season, God puts and removes people in your life for a reason’.
349). People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.”…..
350). Rule #1 never tell a guy that you like them because then they will immediately stop liking you so DON’T DO IT!
351). If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
352). Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.` Maya Angelou (Best whatsapp status)
353). My head says, “Who cares'” But then my heart whispers “You do,stupid..”
354). Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.
355). Let no one think I gave in.
356). If you don’t like something change it. If you can change it change your mind set about it.
357). A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age
358). Maybe tomorrow, when you are done with your anger and I am done with mine, we can smile at each other and remember just how much we mean to each other.
359). The mind sets limits, the heart breaks them.
360). Friendship isn’t a big thing – it’s a million little things.
361). Believe on the dog but not on girl.
362). As you consider your life, consider how good and faithful God has been to you! His love grace and mercy endures forever! Happy Easter.
363). I have decided to stick with love-Martin Luther King
364). What happens when it’s time to let go of something you can’t live without’
365). Be the girl everyone wants not the girl everyone has.
366). I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice.
367). Dear people who update their whatsapp message every 30 seconds, there’s Facebook for that reason!
368). There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness
369). I will never learn to stop loving you I am just learning how to live without you and move on without you.
370). May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.
371). The quality of our expectations determines the quality of our action.
372). If you dream it you can do it
373). It’s hard to answer the question ‘what’s wrong”” when nothing’s right.
374). Do it for the people who want to see you fail.
375). When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
376). Love is made by trust, respect, and caring.
377). A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.
378). Let’s flip a coin. Heads, I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine
379). A BOSS is like a diaper… Always on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t
380). You can replace me, but you can’t replace the memories you had with me.
381). I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED 🙂
382). On This Day I Promise U.Teddy Day is Very Beautiful Day on This Day I Promise U that I Will be always With You.My every breath is For You and For!!!Ever Happy Teddy Day.
383). One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
384). Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.
385). Fake people care about their status, real people give a damn.
386). Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
387). I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
388). OH MY GOD, The rain’s wet..
389). Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt.
390). Everything in your life is a reflection of a choice you have made. If you want a different result, make a different choice.
391). No matter what i do. I always forget to forget you.
392). Just bcz we don;t talk doesn’t mean i don’t think about you. I’m just trying to distance myself because i know i can’t have you.
393). Be the girl everyone wants not the girl everyone has.
394). You’ll never leave where you are until you decide where you’d rather be.
395). My mind makes me a girl, my attitude a bitch and my class a lady J
396). The moment you realize that no one is your enemy, except yourself.
397). Beauty is not in the face; beauty is alight in the heart.
398). The only thing that ruins my day is taking a big crap after a shower.
399). The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.
400). In the past, when you were angry with the someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off whatsapp. That’ll teach ’em to fuck with you.